Friday, April 27, 2007
The 7.15 to Lewis
Okay so I may have made some of that up. The other week I was predicting to some of my non formula one fan friends that by the end of the summer they would all be drinking Bulmers instead of Magners and watching Formula 1 instead of cricket. I even made a bet about it.
After the grand prix the friend I'd laid my five pence bet with contacted me to say, "you b@rstard you didn't tell me one of the English chaps was actually quite good".
This told me two things first that this friend doesn't listen very well because I had actually explained my reasoning at the time of the bet. And second that I was right. If this guy knew that an Englishman was doing well in Formula 1 then the story had properly broken out.
Often a formula one season can come and go and some of my friends won't know who won. But this was just an individual race, Lewis hadn't even won and yet he was on the front page of all of the news papers*.
So yes I think Ron does have to be careful with him. Lewis is fast and people seem to be fascinated by him. And if he says, "I need to concentrate on the grid" then I can see why Ron will let him. I wish he did force him to talk to the fans because I too love the grid walk. But if he doesn't want it then I can understand why Ron would let him off.
*As a little aside sport should never be on the front of a newspaper. On the day that England won the World Cup of Football back in 1966 the story didn't make the front page of any of the newspapers it was on the back like normal.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
A Line Drive
Hamilton to drive for Jordan
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Three times a driver
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
This is how adverts used to be made
Testing Times
So why does this big gap exist when it never used to happen? I believe the answer is, as usual, Bernie.
Bernie wants twenty races a year.
The teams are happy with seventeen.
He points out how the new circuits pay much more money than the old circuits.
But say the teams the old circuits have character and class we don't want to loose them.
Bernie says exactly, why not have both.
They say, yes but it would mean being away from home too long.
He says is that your only concern?
Well yes and that if we are away that long we'll have to have two race teams and that could get more expensive than a few extra races.
But, says Bernie we'll ban testing. There won't be time between all of the races, and winter testing is pointless anyway, and it makes the races more predictable. It detracts from the spectacle. Just use that team.
But say the teams the season will still be too long.
Well, says Bernie, you forget. I control the calendar. So I can make the season as long as I like.
But if you make the season longer and don't have any races to fill in there will be all of these annoying gaps in the season.
All the better to fill them with races.
But won't the fans hate the gaps?
Well, says Bernie, when they complain I'll blame you.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
So Not F1?
Anyone else have any examples of such blatant plagiarism? I bet there's an "F1 Chicken" in Neasden...Monday, April 16, 2007
SofaF1 Championship - Round 3
Alex and myself take 4 and 3 points respectively but none of those were from getting anyone in the right place!
Alex grabbed his points for Massa, Hamilton, Alonso and Kubica, putting Alonso behind Hamilton even seemed to him to be a bizarre move but it paid off.
Mine were a bit more sporadic with Hamilton, Heidfeld and Fisichella each contributing a point.
A bad scoring race,
Round 3
1. Alex 4
2. Bearded Stew 3
3. Nick 0
4. Fourstar 0
but it tightens the championship up a bit though
Championship
1. Nick 16
2. Alex 15
3. Bearded Stew 9
4. Fourstar 9
Well the general feeling about race was pretty good, loads of overtaking on the dusty circuit, Rosberg all over the shop, Coulthard on a charge and Webber in a flap.
Both Williams' finished this time albeit out of the points, both Red Bull's didn't.
Rubens once again finished ahead of Button, but to be fair Button never really got going this week.
Heidfeld was awesome, His third 4th place in a row. He finally seems to be able to show his talent and use his experience in a car that goes fast enough and keeps going!
Trulli again scores 7th and Fisichella with his third points finish takes 8th.
Sunday, April 15, 2007
He was robbed...
To be honest, Massa did a better job than Lewis. Lewis was in danger of being caught by Kimi I thought. I was mega by rookie standards of course. But I had thought the driver of the day would go to Coulthard. I remembered, however, that Martin will never give a driver who doesn't finish driver of the day.
The person who was robbed though was identified by Mark, and me, it was clearly Heidfeld. He was mega. That overtake on Alonso was supreme, and as Mark said, he's driving a BMW and the McLaren had no visible problems. It's not one of those fake overtakes when the other person blows up a lap later.
James' point, no doubt, is that Lewis deserved it because he beat his world champion team mate, and yes it was mega. But it was a topsy turvy race. To my eye, Kimi and Alonso did badly, Massa and Lewis drove to the performance of the car, and Heidfeld and Coulthard drove the wheels off of their car. Sadly Couthlards wheels fell off a few laps too early.
Friday, April 13, 2007
Bahrain Pole Poll
This weekend has three big factors which may sway your decision. First is that it's only been a week since the last grand prix which often means you get a replay effect especially because there has been no time to fit any new bits to the cars. And added to which there was a major test at Bahrain in the off season which tends to mean that the cars line up two by two because they have had so much more time getting their cars set up.
Second, there are strong indications that Kimi was running with his engine turned down last weekend so perhaps it might be a different weekend right at the sharp end.
The one thing that might change all of that is this, factor three, it's supposed to rain during qualifying.
Or maybe you don't subscribe to any of this. Maybe you think that a certain Lewis Hamilton is due to go 3-2-1?
As always, let us know what you think!

Thursday, April 12, 2007
An uncomfortable feeling
What could it be that caused my change of heart? Perhaps you are thinking that my true patriotic colours suddenly started to show now there is somebody worth supporting. But no. It was something far more sinister, it was SofaF1 itself. When I was watching Lewis falling further and further into Kimi's clutches I was initially rooting for Lewis. He'd done a superb job to get himself into second place and didn't deserve to loose it on the last lap. I always enjoy a good overtake but yeah I thought this might be the more interesting result. But then something occured to me. If Kimi and Lewis swapped places I'd get three whole points in the pole poll championship. Suddenly my whole view of the situation changed and for a moment there I was hoping for the overtake.
It was just a moment, but I didn't like it. Perhaps if I had had a favourite then it wouldn't matter so much, I'd still be rooting for my team rather than a fantasy championship. Perhaps my fragile method of deciding who to support at a given moment is too weak to cope with such radical bias as having my place in a championship to think of as well. Anyway, it was a strange moment, the only way forward is to see if it happens again this weekend.
The Kubica Conundrum
Monday, April 09, 2007
SofaF1 Championship - Round Two
Well ……
somehow I netted zero from that race, Fourstar and Alex did marginally better scooping 1 and 2 points respectively but Nick's inspired selections puts him firmly in the lead after round 2.
Massa on pole, Alonso to win and Raikkonen taking third provided 8 out of his 9 points from this weekend.
Round 2
1. Nick 9
2. Alex 2
3. Fourstar 1
4. Bearded Stew 0
Which leaves the championship looking like this.
Championship
1. Nick 16
2. Alex 11
3. Fourstar 9
4. Bearded Stew 6
Massa on pole was probably not a shock result, although all of us bar Nick failed to capitalise on it. Massa's attempts at trying to get past Hamilton however may well have caused some surprise. He is obviously pretty eager to show the world (and maybe himself) that he can do as well as Raikkonen, but maybe he is doing too much driving with his fiery spirit and not enough with his head. So far his points tally equals Fisichella (and both of them are being beaten by Heidfeld) while Hamilton, Raikkonen and Alonso have dominated the podium positions. Where Massa goes from here will provide a good indication of how he copes with the pressure of driving towards a World Championship.
Alonso and Hamilton are looking pretty good as a team unit so far though and I'm sure Ron is not regretting putting Hamilton into the race seat.
Toyota has scored some points again this race, with Trulli taking seventh position, adding to Schumacher's eighth place in Melbourne, but is it just me or do we hardly ever even see the Toyota's in the race?
Shame about Rosberg not making it to the finish again this year after running so strongly in the race, the other Williams of Wurz though just pipping Webber to ninth place must be pretty hard for him to see, especially as Wurz came up from 20th and Webber finished exactly where he started.
Saturday, April 07, 2007
What's in a name?
My favourite name thing of the weekend comes from Autosport who, even after all of these years, are still trying to come up with new puns for certain drivers: Trulli mystified by lack of pace. In this race I'll take a good pun any day!
Friday, April 06, 2007
Malaysian Pole Poll
For the rest the McLaren seem to be running well, and may have improved on last time. BMW say they haven't been affected by the changes to the movable floors. And Renault seem to have improved on their reliability even if they haven't worked out how to make it go faster!
At the back of the grid we have to ask if Super Aguri will be able to stay in front of Honda, and will Toyota be able to get ahead of the Williams? Supurb stuff!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Alice doesn't live here anymore
Monday, April 02, 2007
The Wait...
But anyway, The long and the short of it is this:
Following on from Al and Nick posts and comments about journalists biggin' up and slammin' down drivers and/or teams on the back of the latest results, I'm just as excited about the 2007 season now that it is underway as I was before. Watching Raikkonen convincingly win in Australia, taking pole position and fastest lap in the process has not stopped me from looking forward to the rest of 2007, far from it. Melbourne has been a bit of a taster and I'm left wanting more. Waiting to see how McLaren, BMW, Renault and Williams up their game now the marker has been set. This 3 week gap that has been mentioned has just intensified the pain for the F1 fan who having survived the winter, was teased with Melbourne, then thrust back into a three week wait before the next taste of action.
This sensation actually reminds me of listening to the howl of a lone Cosworth V10 rocketing Minardi's 2 seater F1x2 out of Clark Curve and down Brabham Straight to Paddock Hill bend at Brands Hatch in October last year. Far from being an interim soother till the start of 2007, this experience only served to heighten the anticipation of the new season and made me long for it all the more.
Happy Anniversary
As you can see, the old Ferrari team gathered together at Maranello today to celebrate sofaF1's first birthday. If you look carefully you can spot Adrian, Alex, Stew and me. We had a great time, much Chianti drunk and much pasta eaten. As I was sipping on my limoncello I asked Michael why he really retired. 'You know, Nick,' he told me, 'It wasn't Kimi, or Massa. It was you guys on sofaF1.'Do you want Nick Fry with that?

So we seem to think that Nick Fry is the man on his way out, and it wasn't a particularly close one this week either.
Right then, as it's our Birthday today I think we should examine one of the fundamentals of the sport. What's more important Nature or Nurture. People say Fisi is naturally talented but doesn't work at it, same for Kimi. But what about Michael? His hard work was legendary but clearly the man was talented as well. So which is more important? Tell us SofaF1-ites. Actually maybe we need a poll to decide what our collective name is. Maybe as it's a sofa we should be potatoes? Although then it would have to be CouchF1. Suggestions on a postcard please... (or preferably in the comments section).
Happy Birthday SofaF1
Nick contacted me on the bat phone last night to remind me of the birthday and so I did the only thing I could think of to celebrate: made a random video in 15 minutes. And here it is:
I really hope the next year is a good as this one has been, the season's already got off to a flying start! Now I think about it I was probably a wee bit premature with my post, Sofa So Good.
Anyway, cheers for sticking with us, hope you can stick around for the next one.


